Not-live from Detroit, the Season 14 women!
I feel like this is really safe. Maybe too safe. But it’s in tune, which is more than I can say for some of the previous singers. It’s aight.
And, needless to say, better than Shi
She’s not perfect but she’s done better than a significant number of the white girls
Tyanna Jones is singing Lips Are Movin by Meghan Trainor
Tyanna is the one I really want to succeed because I don’t want to send her back to the ghetto
It was a good decision to do this rockin’ part in the middle; normally the song is kinda …not that… throughout
Can’t complain about that one. Nice.
Lead guitar guy seems like he’s having some fun with this
I love this song
Jax is singing Bang Bang by Nancy Sinatra
Yeah that was fantastic
Doesn’t get much better than that, folks.
This is great.
Could we have another black female winner finally? This girl seems good too.
Sarina-Joi Crowe is singing Mamma Knows Best by Jessie J.
You know, the less pretty one whose place Maddie took
That was flavorless as possible
I’m not reviewing that.
Whatsername would’ve done this better
The much-hated Maddie
Maddie Walker is singing Love Gets me Every Time by Shania Twain
Did the vocal coaches hear that and think “Yes, this will be good.” Or did they think “F*** this skinny bitch, let her crash and burn”?
She/i probably won’t be because she’s so pretty, and she has sung better in the past. It’s probably worse to be mediocre at this point than flat-out bad.
I hope Shi is eliminated.
Woooooooooow that was terrible
Can we give her the hook? It doesn’t have to be a very big hook.
This is karaoke.
Oh my this is not good
Shi Scott is singing Umbrella by Rihanna
I’m so worried about Shi if she doesn’t make it on Idol. What can a girl who looks like that possibly do otherwise?
These sound mostly in tune to me, I just think that song was really BIG and not very good.
On the plus side Loren is very very pretty
She started on not-a-note and has barely found one since
Oh Loren, no. No no no. Terrible.
Loren Lott is singing Note to God by Charice
Shannon is sucking up the place
Shannon Berthiaume is singing Who Knew by Pink
Yeah, very forgettable. Very pretty in parts but overall meh.
I found that a bit boring.
Katherine Winston is singing Safe & Sound by Taylor Swift
Yeah, I wanted to like that a lot more than I actually liked it
While I cannot say I liked this, I definitely want to see more.
Ok, so yeah this is like the Regina Spektor version of this, but…
I do not hate this.
Joey Cook is singing Somebody Like You by Keith Urban
Accordion or GTFO
Well, I mean, to even out the scales, yeah.
I could definitely do without this, yeah. This is competent, but this song is dumb and unappealing.
Ain’t that right ladies? You should shoot your abusive husbands/boyfriends!
I can do without Alexis Gomez
Alexis Gomez is singing Gunpowder and Lead by Miranda Lambert
I get why the judges downplayed it, but they heard the same thing I did. Girl has potential, for sure.
Really? Maybe I stopped paying attention
I do not agree. That was in tune for only the first half.
This went way off pitch
Also she’s pretty damn good at singing
Adanna Duru is singing Rather Be by Clean Bandit
I feel obligated to root for Adanna because she goes to UC Riverside. Go Highlanders.
Usually it’s hard to hear the Idol in the mix. Not so this time. If anything, she was too loud in that mix.
That was like a B-
I don’t think this was the best song choice for her. The whole beginning kinda sucked.
Lovey James is singing Love Runs Out by OneRepublic
Detroit: not yet the dystopian landscape predicted in Robocop!
Still no WNTS scores for last night. Wondering if I should finally get around to compiling and publishing an approval rating.