Tonight, one person is eliminated, 11 people sing, and 1-2 million Americans ask “wait, how does the show work this year?”.
Ok, fine it’s like 10 million viewers. But still, the show ain’t what it was.
Are we even going to get to know the Bottom 3? A contestant who learns he or she was in the bottom 3 might give a … different performance.
This show is very confusing and I am confused
Uh, did HCJ actually tell Daniel he was “impressive” last night? I feel like he did not say that.
I think he pretty much told Daniel he was terrible because he was terrible
I am blinded by JLo’s pants
“Let’s get this party started” is a stupid theme
I don’t know who the person they’re cheering for is
It is some kind of Empire actress apparently. Ok.
I had Rayvon called safe.
I agree with that. Rayvon’s running middle-of-the-pack.
Stop trying to make pork pie hats happen.
This is not good
This is karaoke.
What…the hell were they hearing? That was dull and kinda amateurish.
Sigh. I even miss Randy Jackson. At least he would trash something. These three always try to find something nice to say. But you need someone to pull the so-so performances down.
Good for Maddie. I had her too close to call.
Her shorts are very short
Her singing is mediocre. This is a bad song.
This has like a 4 note range.
I did not care for that.
No sir. I didn’t like it.
I had Joey called safe.
I like how Joey’s roots are purple, as if that’s her natural hair color as the blue grows out
Joey’s great. I approve.
I kinda loved that version of Fancy.
I can’t see Joey going all the way to #1, but she could go far. At least as far as Heejun Han.
Jokey contestants, ranked:
Stop trying to make Empire happen
I had Clark ranked safe.
This should do well with the my-parents voting block, which I think is a pretty large segment
In seriousness, though, that was pretty good.
Just me, or is HCJ moving toward the Simon Cowell wardrobe?
Jax is safe. Yeah.
Jax is kinda crashing and burning here.
That was terrible
Agree with the judges here.
I had Qaasim too close to call.
If you play a Wings song at your party, your party sucks.
This suuuuucks why is everyone sucking?
I really wish this was over.
Harry is keepin’ it real
Harry speaks the truth. Qaasim is wearing a bit thin now.
Maybe he sang better because he wasn’t RUNNING THE WHOLE TIME
I had Adanna too close to call.
This is much better than I expected.
That was overall pretty good! Until the bum note at the end! But it sucked less than almost everyone so far!
I had Tyanna called safe.
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I can’t tell whether I dislike the singing or the song, but this isn’t doing it for me. Tyanna isn’t singing particularly well, but it’s more than that.
“I want to do this forever” is a thing only someone under 25 would say.
WHOA Daniel Seavey is safe
So the person going home is one of Quentin, Sarina-Joi, and Nick. That’s crazy
Why is this happening?
I’m very worried for Quentin.
Anybody who reads this and can draw, please do a VoteForTheWorst-type caricature of Daniel.
Guys, I think Sarina-Joi is going home.
I had Quentin called safe.
Quentin sounds really good here. I like the arrangement. Nice.
Sarina-Joi is indeed the lowest vote getter. Nick is safe.
I stand by my call. Daniel and Sarina-Joi were within 1%. SUCK IT HATERS
Nick is not impressive tonight.
I think they should save Sarina-Joi. Wouldn’t normally say that of a Top 12 elimination, but she’s really good.
Sarina-Joi goes home in the very first round. What a sudden collapse.