So tonight the kids will be singing Songs from the Movies. This is terribly exciting and definitely won’t be a disaster (looking at the song spoilers).
If I’m singing on this group, I just lip synch and let the other guys wear their voices out on this crap.
Yeah. This show format is stupid. I disapprove.
That’s a lot of boob on display from J.Lo tonight
What’s the overlap in Idol and Nascar? None, right?
Nah, I think a lot of Southerners still watch Idol and you know they love them some Nascar
Adanna’s dress is very short and very shiny. Her singing is pretty good.
That’s kind of unfair criticism from JLo. It left me cold, but mostly because of the song choice itself.
Yup. Daniel survives.
OH MY GOD. This is terrible.
I’ve been watching this show for 14 years. I don’t recall anything worse than this in a final round.
Sanjaya was better.
Keith Urban is a random number generator, right?
Rayvon is safe.
Rayvon secretly has a parasitic twin on the top of his head, hence all the hats
You read it here first
(or he’s bald)
No, it’s definitely the parasitic twin thing
Um. For some of this I’m not even sure which voice is Rayvon’s.
Yeah. This is an odd choice. And by odd I mean bad.
Is this judges-nitpick-the-mechanics night? Who gives a crap where he was loitering?
Upon further consideration, Nikki McKibbon was about as bad as Daniel was tonight.
Nick is safe.
This finally answers the age-old question: “what if Daughtry was around when Top Gun came out and sang the song from it?”
This is mildly disastrous.
smh, as the kids say
Joey Cook is safe
I don’t really like Joey’s interpretation of Mad World
This song is just boring, and she’s singing it like an old-timey singer. I thought it was just ok.
Between Keith Urban’s talking and Joey Cook’s singing, I no longer remember what the consonant R sounds like.
Tyanna is safe
Why is Tyanna so off-key?
This is a little rough from Tyanna.
Are her ear thingies not working right?
It’s getting worse and worse!
That was straight up bad.
No boos after HCJ criticizes her.
Yeah, and I really like Tyanna
As bad as that was, it was still 10x better than Zoanette’s version.
So this night is going well.
So wait do we get to vote off J.Lo?
You know what would help the show flow is a giant commercial in the middle of it for a movie nobody cares about.
This just goes on and on
This is interminable.
Quentin is safe.
So I think we’re down to Qaasim or Maddie. I guess I’m laying money on Qaasim, though the model says Maddie is more likely.
This, um, wow, this is different
I’m gonna call on BS on this. This is not the original song. This is just a different song with the same lyrics.
I’m guessing that was pretty polarizing. I thought it was kinda dull.
Maddie is safe. I think I’m right that Qaasim is out.
I … don’t hate this?
The performance is perfectly good but this is a Season 1 caliber song
I dunno, this is one of the better performances tonight TBH
Yeah but that’s not really saying a whole lot
This theme suuuuuuuuuucked
If Idol is on past this season, please stop doing this theme. Stahp doing the movie night.
Oh. I just assumed Kenny Loggins had died.
These Idols all just got a Bacon number of 2.
Mint green American stratocaster. Even his guitar choice is boring.
Clark is safe.
Clark is terrific. This guy stole the show.
Clark is what you get if you take Phil Phillips and extend his range beyond 5 notes.
Jax is safe.
Qaasim and his leather duster are probably eliminated.
Great control by Jax on this one. Hell of a lot better than most of the others.
TELL US WHO THE BOTTOM 3 WAS
I do not believe Qaasim will be saved.
There were a couple high points in this, but mostly Qaasim is just yelling.
That is stupid. The judges are stupid.
First of all, saves should ALWAYS be used on women.
Second of all, that performance was indicative of Qaasim’s whole thing: kinda tuneless, showy but not very original.