In a surprising twist, haha just kidding. Just more singing.
Coaches want Clark to not be the most boring white guy who ever white guyed
They have him singing Living for the City
Oh yeah he’s safe obviously because wgwg
Harry says Clark has no rhythm, essentially. He doesn’t “groove.” Seems true.
Jax is safe
Jax is no Jena Irene, and I’m still bitter than Jena didn’t win last year
She’s doing Empire State of Mind by… Alicia Keys?
I thought there was an old song named that. Maybe not.
Oh, uh, her singing. Seems fine. Good, even.
Her shoes are very tall
The backup singers covered up a bum note at the end pretty well
Ah, Jax was hoarse: that was not an affectation
Harry points out that she did a good job of sucking it up and putting on a show anyway
Fox Atlanta just played an elaborate song-and-dance ad for Amazon Prime, of all things
Shockingly Nick is safe.
Another white male winner would be the official most boring possible thing
Nick is singing a Matchbox 20 song called Bright Lights
A creditable performance I guess
This hasn’t been a good week for non-white people. Like every other week in America.
Tendentious as I am, I guess I’m throwing my weight behind Jax as the person I want to win who won’t.
Siiiiigh I would root for Tyanna but she seems pretty doomed at this point
Bing predicts Tyanna is gone.
Tyanna is eliminated.
Well Tyanna wasn’t going anywhere with this performance anyway
Why the model does not take Votefair into consideration at this point:
Would love to know whether Rayvon was actually ahead of Joey or Quentin. My guess is yes.
This sucks hard.
This Rayvon performance is protracted moaning with one loud note in the middle.
Yeah. This is like, music for 40-year-old DMV employees to play quietly at their desks
If Idol goes on, they really should fire this entire judging panel. I don’t get the Harry defenders. None of these people will assess the contest and judge appropriately.
All chip, no nacho cheese.
All burrito bowl, no guac.
All Garfunkel, no Simon.
Clark is arguing pretty hard against Scott. Good for him. Borchetta sucks.
I hate this song
He “discovered” Taylor Swift. Wow, that was tough.
oh yeah, he’s totally screwed after that performance. Good call, Scotty.
But old people watch the show and vote. Old people. OLD PEOPLE.
So, in these judges’ minds that Clark performance was significantly more boring than what Harry just played? In what way?
…the hell did Jax just do?
What little I saw of that performance was pretty rough
Not sure I’ve ever been this at-odds with the judges.
They really loved that? I only heard the last 40 seconds of it and I know it was a mess.
I think I missed the theme. It’s boring inspirational songs, right?
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
I…guess Rayvon was okay? I think I hated almost every song this round.
Nothing says “heart” like a team of 15 songwriters.
More boring whiteguy music
WHO THE HELL LIKES THIS?
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For some reason Russell Crowe is there