Author Archives: Jessica

We have a real nomenclature problem this season. Fox is calling this “Top 9 Performs” but historically—well. Anyway. The theme tonight is 80s. Continue reading

So tonight the kids will be singing Songs from the Movies. This is terribly exciting and definitely won’t be a disaster (looking at the song spoilers). Continue reading

I think. This year is confusing. They’re performing Motown? Yay.
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Not-live from Detroit, the Season 14 women!
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Idol is evidently bowing to the clear superiority of a Tuesday/Wednesday broadcast with this year’s finale. Clearly. They must have finally listened to me. Anyway, you know the drill: Jena and Caleb will be facing off for the last time, and singing whatever dreck has been written for the finale as well as two other songs. And away we go. Continue reading